he1chouarts:

DYING
kissmefrench:

sriou:

x

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professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

kushandwizdom:

More picture quotes here
be-cutfree-and-hope:

Follow a depression blog with a little pinch of happiness.