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genderfluidmermaid:

fisto:

i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."

(via thestarsmustbealigned)

moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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(via pizza)

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via pizza)

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

(via hate)

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PERSONALITY

(Source: buildabitchworkshop, via pizza)

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via under-the-smiles)

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